kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

it’s 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance’s new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos’ assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

hi directioners i’m currently on a flight with steve aoki

denise @lesbianlouis: *sneeze*

me: bless you

denise: yeah

me when i start liking another boy

kindofsharethat:

gucci: the farm animals just don’t really fit this season’s theme

harry:

ruinedchildhood:

Or more accurately…